RANBADA * RANMA Text - Ranma 1/2

Romaji

Uchi no Tendou Doujou isourou
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou
Masa ni higeki! Mizu wo kaburu to
Onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane no iinazuke!

Ranma "Omee kawaiku nee n' da
yo"
Akane "Joudan ja nee wa yo.
Anna hentai, o-kotowari yo"
Genma "Uumu, nani kara hanaseba yoi
no yara
"Ranma, korosu" Shanpuu

Ranma "Temee, nani shi-yagaru!"

Kunou "Hito yonde, Furinkan Koukou
no aoi kazuchi"
"O---ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-"
Kodachi

Muusu "Ora no waza wo, tejina
yobayari suru ki ka"
Obaba "Muko-dono, tashou wa dekiru
yoo ja no"
Happousai "Ha-ha-haa- Akane-Chan no
panti-!
"Buii-, buki-!" Ryouga

Uchi no Tendou Doujou isourou
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou
Masa ni higeki! Mizu wo kaburu to
Onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane no iinazuke!

O-kyaku-san, koko yo. Densetsu no
Jusenkyou.
O-kyaku-san, monosuki ne.
Taihen kiki na no de, mou dare demo
tsukate 'nai no yo, kono Jusenkyou.

A-, o-kyaku-san nani wo suru ne!
Izumi ni ochitara taihen yo.
Aiyaa-, Nyannichuan ni ochite shimata!

Nyannichuan wa sengohyaku-nen mae wakai
musume ga oboreta
Higeki-teki densetsu ga aru no da yo!
Irai soko de oboreta mono, mina...
Wakai ko no sugata ni nate shimau
majinai-teki izumi
Hora miro, ko ni nate shimata.

Ranma "Inochi wa sutete mo
Otoko wo suteru ki wa nakatta wai!"

Ryouga "Furinkan Koukou wa doko
da?"
Kasumi "Saotome-Ojisama, asagohan
desu yoo"
"............" Genma

Shanpuu "Ranma, sekinin toru
yoroshi"
Obaba "Tate ni hyaku-nen ilitoran
wa, ha-ha-"
Nabiki "Fooroo ni natte nai wa yo,
oneechan"
"Yoshi yoshi, yoshi" Akane

Kunou "Kisamam Akane-Kun ni taishite
narenareshii"
Sanzen'in "Tsure ga, shitsurei shita
ne"
Azusa "Sharurotto wa Azusa-Chan no
mono desu wa"
"Buii-, buki-!" P-Chan

Da kedo Akane Warau to kawaii yo

Uchi no Tendou Doujou isourou
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou
Masa ni higeki! Mizu wo kaburu to
Onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane no iinazuke! "Katte ni kimeru
na yo!"
Akane no iinazuke! "Meiwaku da
wa!"
Akane no iinazuke!